I learned that from the pizza man.



transformativetidbits:

vanityfair:

The Proust Questionnaire | John Cleese 
What is your idea of perfect happiness? The demise of the London Daily Mail.
What is your greatest fear? Fear itself.
Which living person do you most despise? Rupert Murdoch, destroyer of cultures.
Which words or phrases do you most overuse? “Stop polishing that antelope.”
What is your greatest regret? Having no regrets.
If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be? I would like to be my own cat.
Read more here. 
Illustration by Risko. 

"I would like to be my own cat."

"Stop polishing that antelope."

transformativetidbits:

vanityfair:

The Proust Questionnaire | John Cleese 

What is your idea of perfect happiness? The demise of the London Daily Mail.

What is your greatest fear? Fear itself.

Which living person do you most despise? Rupert Murdoch, destroyer of cultures.

Which words or phrases do you most overuse? “Stop polishing that antelope.”

What is your greatest regret? Having no regrets.

If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be? I would like to be my own cat.

Read more here. 

Illustration by Risko. 

"I would like to be my own cat."

"Stop polishing that antelope."


aminaabramovic:

aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall




floozys:

it’s so weird that men can make endless misogynistic comments and not have to reassure people that they don’t hate women but when women, especially those in the spotlight, talk about things concerning women they feel an overwhelming need to constantly reassure the world that they don’t hate men, that they love men. 

and by weird i mean a cultural norm to demean women and overvalue men. 


juliafred:

I love this book so much already.
El Deafo by Cece Bell

this was such a great read

juliafred:

I love this book so much already.

El Deafo by Cece Bell

this was such a great read

posted 9 hours ago via juliafred with 2 notes

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

SCREAMS

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

SCREAMS



2shy-fromouterspace:

this is exactly the sort of content i’m interested in seeing

2shy-fromouterspace:

this is exactly the sort of content i’m interested in seeing


jellytotbun:

I am SO tired. I hate Mondays.

jellytotbun:

I am SO tired. I hate Mondays.

#same #jt


themiseducationofb:

FKA Twigs performing in London


hightimeslowtides:

emilygt:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

where can I uninstall my period

i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years

omg

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